My sperm donor (biological dad) is fuckin piece of shit.

assiest:

you better czechoslovakia before you wreckyoslovkia

(via cstew)

g2gfast:

today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd

(Source: milfhouse, via cstew)

jaclcfrost:

things to not show in school

  • weakness
  • emotions
  • a pack of gum

(via undergroundghosts)

deppsex:

but why would you even give him the waterbed

he had scissors

for hands

scissors

(via breathingferyou)

Doctor: I think you'll need a shot
Me: AYYYYY
Doctor: AYYYYY *brings out tequila*